Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Obviously the watchwomen

If a train leaves Cleveland going west at 40MPH and a train leaves Omaha going east at 15 MPH, where does the chicken cross the road?

 

on a country road in Derby, Kansas


How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

22


why are Newfies called Newfies?

 

Ask the newfies... they chose the term.

should i pay my car insurance this month?

 

because Im gonna smash into it in two weeks

why does everything thats bad for you taste so good?

 

orange juice is delicious

whats the best alien movie?

 

Monster-In-Law


do you know any 40 year old virgins?

 

dont think so

do you?

 

Steve Carell

who keeps knocking at my door?

 

the neighbor hood kids with bb guns

what should i eat for dinner?

 

ramen noodles

why do men love bitches?

 

because dogs are mans best friend


why do some bitches cost so much?

 

mutts are usually cheap bitches


why do guys like to fight?

 

because girls make us crazy


why does coke taste ten times better than pepsi?

 

Because it contains cocaine.

Why is Halo so addictive?

 

because killing strangers who can regenerate is fun


why do so many xbox360s go wonky with red rings?

 

because microsoft is poor as fuck

why are hot pockets so fucking good?

 

because everything fattening tastes good

why is gravity invisible?

 

it's not. you can only see in the dimension that makes it seem that it's invisible but it's really avocado green.

why do christians think they need to spread their crappy religion around when no one wants to convert because the religion that they are already practicing is just fine and has served them well for hundred of years?

 

because they think you are crazy

why do tornadoes twist?