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Why are people stupid?

 

because they dont read

why does god eat so many damn carrots?

 

so he's able to watch everyone


why is grass green?

 

because the sky is blue

why does insurance cost so much?

 

women drivers


why are roads paved?

 

so that construction workers have something to do


why does Lost on a Desert Island 2 suck so bad???

 

because it was your idea

why arnt people purple skinned?

 

some are


where does the word "gooey" come from?

 

its the adjective form of the word goo(n).

When does hcange really occur?

 

when you accept it


if you have 5 apples and i take 2 of those apples how many apples are left?

 

3 apples

why do they make pizza round?

 

No sharp corners to injur oblivious children running through the kitchen.

How do they stuff mushrooms?

 

nature is the answer

ever smoked out of a apple?

 

i've seen it done on tv


why do people cry?

 

because they have hot sauce in their eyes.


How does paint dry?

 

by watching it

does water make you make doors?

 

Yes. DUH!


Can a camel see his/her toes?

 

since when did toes be able to see you?

are ipods the next conspiracy?

 

yes, thats why I'll never have one

Can a guy have sex with girl he's not attracted to? (get it up!!!)

 

I can


why do turtles walk so slow?