Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

he isnt


why does youtube have ads now?

 

because everybody needs money

is death another path or just nothing like before life

 

Death means end of story, avoid it at all costs

Why do trailer parks always hit tornadoes?

 

They don't; the tornado hits them.

What is the purpose of an appendix?

 

to help a surgeon get a resume.

Why are dogs great poker players?

 

they have the perfect poker face


what does having a "green thumb" mean?

 

It's a sure sign of gangrene infection.

What color are the Christmas trees in China?

 

Red, of course!


how do you cure the sniffles?

 

with robotussin


when will christmas be over?

 

tomorrow

when can I take down my christmas tree?

 

as soon as the police show up

Where is my watch?

 

on your arm

Where can you find a real man?

 

look around

would you click (http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=759421) plz?

 

no


why do people not understand simple rules?

 

because nothing is simple

why can't I see in the dark?

 

because you dont believe

what is the best way to lose weight?

 

stomach stapling


how many beers can i drink before i'm over the limit?

 

25-35 gallons

What is my favorite color?

 

desert camouflage



Why does freezing rain freeze?

 

it doesnt, its already frozen



why are people asking stupid questions?