Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

ignore it. just like a bad fad, it'll go away


why does music suck these days?

 

It doesnt....we're just too old to understand it



Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?

 

She was sent back to Mexico along with a busload of other illegal aliens.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a pedestrian?

 

only in england so you know

about 50 meters
why is hearth important?

 

Hearth??.......well....maybe its good to have because you really shouldnt light a fireplace that has a wooden bottom


Why are circles round?

 

beacause all the other names were taken


why do kids eat their boogers?

 

because they taste good


why are dinosaurs extinct?

 

because they weren't effective parents..


why is Maynard James Keenan so fucking sweet?

 

hes covered in marshmallows.

why are my speakers so loud?

 

because you got them taped to your freaking head!!!!



Why does cheese smell so bad?

 

because it was found fromunda


what happens to the kids who eat paint chips?

 

they die


what does air smell like?

 

they grow up to have ADHD kids.

why are blonds dumb?

(btw what is your sig pic from, Oneness? )

 

because they bar b q too much


Why is what?

 

because because.

why not not?

 

because God said so.

hank, why do you drink?

 

because hes hungry


who wrote the book of love?

 

I think I did.

where's waldo?

 

out buying new shirts


wheres the end of the line?

 

in my pants.

why are lemons so sour?