Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

because they control your mind

why is pizza getting so expensive?

 

Because your making less money

 

why do some people forget to ask a stupid question?

 

'cause they're too intelligent for things like that

why didn't BBAD write an answer?

 

he is running out of ideas

why are tvs so expensive?

 

they arent if you steal them


why dont dogs go to heaven?

 

because they have gold inside them

why do guy alway think about sex?

 

because of the ten commandants

what is the best kind of pop?

 

pop tarts


why do i always think about sex?

 

because you don't get it enough

how does santa deliver all the toys in one night?

 

he's on speed


how old is santa?

 

62



why are cats so mean

 

because they only go in heat twice a year.

Why do guy love fast cars?

 

because its fun to drive

are girls who wear makeup insecure?

 

no, they're just trying to hide their turn identity

why do guy scratch themselves in public

 

because it always itches


why do girls wear so much perfume?

 

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why do some people wear glasses?

 

they want to look smart

why the long face?

 

got squished in the school bus doors when I was younger


why ask why?

 

why not?

do you wear thongs?