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How does the political process work?

 

backwards and sideways


how do planes fly?

 

with turbulence


why are flights such a hassle?

 

rude passengers.

Why not a little action in the morning?

 

because it leads to violence

can countries actually get in debt?

 

yes


why?

 

Because.

Why does the Canadian flag have a leaf on it?

 

because we want it there

when?

 

Yesterday at 4:48 pm.

How many ducks is one mongoose worth?

 

two birds


what is this?

 

a magic 8 ball..


Is Matt Lauer the biggest pussy on Earth?

 

No, just in the U.S.

Is George Costanza funnier than Jerry Seinfeld?

 

No, because he is balder.

How many dogs make a party?

 

just one and a half is good for me


how do you drive a three wheeled car?

 

Very carefully.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

 

because diamonds were too expensive

Why does winter make joints sore?

 

Cold thickens the lubrication.

Why does being cold give you a cold?

 

because it lowers your body temp and weakens your toes


why dont the planets crash into each other?

 

they value personal space


why are so many people obese?

 

they value personal space

Why do snakes shed there skin?