Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Why do you ask?

Why are good things so bad for you?

 

The same reason that bad things are good for you

Why do cows look at me funny?

 

Cause they want you

Why do chickens look at me funny?

 

'cos they like poo.. and don't call me funny

Is the hole in a polo recycleable?

 

Only if you rinse it out first

What makes someone irresistable to livestock?

 

Livestock tease you by wibbling their buttocks.

Why do we have to work?

 

We don't, but we work to have...

Whatever happened to the likely lads?

 

I tied them up and locked them in my basement. I use them for sex games.
If this is wrong, why does it feel so good?

 

Cause you is bad bytach!!

Why do menthol cigarettes make men limp?

 

because their made from Polos.

Why does the weather turn shit when you take a day off?

 

So that you are suitably miserable you return to work!

What do the mice play when the cat is away?

 

Chess

Why do boys smell?

 

pin the tail on the donkey

why is air conditioning so annoying?

 

Because it can.

Why am I sooooooo tired

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzz *yawns* *stretches* 'cos I am well rested

how do you get any peace around here?

 

start a war

What kind of day is tomorrow going to be?

 

start a war

What kind of day is tomorrow going to be?

 

Twice as good as today

Twice as good as today

Is there life after internet?

 

the internet IS life.


Why do birds wake up before I go to sleep?

 

Because they want to say night night.


Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?