Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

I tried fingering both at the same time, and it's definately the egg, unless it's a boiled egg.

Can I cultivate your groinal garden?

 

yes with a fork.

can you add two digits?

 

Yes with enough lube.

Can I kick it?

 

Only if you wanna lose your foot..

Can a Zebra swallowtail ????

Peace

 

Only Zebras that are white stripes on black can swallowtail. Zebras with black stripes on white have been trying for years but they never can do it right.


Why are so many people so freakin stoopid?

 

Coz most of em can't stand up stright..

Is Huckleberry Finn a kind of fish jam ??

Peace

 

No.

Is Tom Sawyer I kind of tomato sauce?

 

It is I kind indeed.

Where's Ian?

 

Dunno.

Who is ian?

 

The man on the wing.

Which one's Pink?

 

the one that isnt blue


why don't cheese doodles taste cheesy?

 

Coz they're to busy doodling around.

If a polar bear likes sex with both male and female polar bears, does that mean it has a bi-polar disorder?

Peace

 

No that generally means that they dunno what is up and what is down.

If bears shit in the woods, then where do polar bears shit?

 

They shit seals, artic foxes, maybe the occasional Innuit. oh sorry, "where"? I reckon they use it to warm drill holes into the ice to catch more seals...


When the pope was in the hitler youth, did he wear a condom when he was raping gypies?