Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Underage drinkers and a packet of salted peanuts

Singasong?

 

no thanks, i don't know any.


why tv?

 

vour verv welcome.

True or false?

 

Up the duff

Is the sea covering the Earth or is earth covering the sea?

 

Both. It's more a 69 situation y'know.


Why does my torch work without batteries?

 

'cause you're a pervert.


are you in a hurry in the surrey with the fringe on top?

 

Do not worry, Imma furry tongue.

Cheese or no cheese?

 

Just milk and honey.

Where in the world is Bob Dobbs?

 

Fucking your mum.

Who is Zed?

 

Zed is dead.

Can I cultivate your groinal garden?

 

Oh baby, use that trowel :drool5:

To be or not to be?

 

tsk, I would have expected that answer from an American, but you Quoth...

edit: make that an ignorant American

 

I said mum, not mom

 

there are no ignorant americans, actually, we just act dumb to piss you fuckers off.

 

Of course there are ignorant americans. But there are ignorant brits too.
In fact 90% of "civilised" society are ignorant.

That's why we're all online to bitch about them.

 

Ian, you totally ruined this thread by simply not asking a question?

 

Where is the good morning chaps thread?

 

how come an adamantium gun is wolverine's downfall?

 

under the bed