Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

because it isn't raining in there


What don't you have in your pockets?

 

a dildo

how do touch screens work?

 

Cause meat has no sense of humor

Would you take a penny for your thoughts ??

Peace

 

no, my thoughts are worth much more

how do they keep the carbonation in the soda?

 

they threaten the bubbles with jail.

Why should you look before you leap?

 

to discourage you

why is my essay on american foreign policy on terrorism so fucking hard to write?

 

because you're not close enough to the deadline

why does the moon shine?

 

cause there is no policy. They make it up as they go along !!

What does catch is as catch can catch ??

Peace

 

That's a real catch-22!

Should George W. Bush start a new career as ambassador to England?

 

No he should become a pinata

Why does it always rain on me?

 

You're too dry.

Why do birds yawn?

 

Because they find you boring.

What's the best way to eat a carrot?

 

Sharing it with a rabbit.

What's the best way to fly naked?

 

With plenty of LSD


Where is it that the wild things are?

 

they're the groupies that hang 'round The Troggs

can you believe it's not butter?

 

Course I believe it everyone knows you can't trust butter to tell the truth.

Can you really Ply wood ??

Peace

 

Ply wood was invented in Plymouth to make ships, so yeah.

Are we etched in stone or just scratched in the sand?

 

Ask that tightrope walker over there

Whats useless?

 

A clogged drain

Tell me, how do you sleep at night

Peace

 

Fuck knows

Is it a nice day to start again?