Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

cause it was answered !!

Does one size fit all ??

Peace

 

only if you're that one size


why are porcupines prickly?

 

cause they can't be pickled !!

How come when you get a pair of socks you get two but when you get a pair pants you only get one ??

Peace

 

because you only have one arse to cover.


how are cats so soft?

 

They have no bones

Whats a stick up ??

Peace

 

It's when you grab a tree branch and hold it up in the air to attract lightning

Why do guys have nips?

 

because they're originally girls


why are my feet itchy?

 

you stepped in itching powder

why do so few people know how to make a nice cup of tea?

 

cause tea seems to be fickle

what if 6 was 9 ??

Peace

 

Then 69 would be 96. Not fundamentally different, just.. the opposite way round.

Why do tutors hate wikipedia?

 

It popped their cherries

Is this the one?

 

No, this is.

How did I manage to imbibe 320mg of caffeine in the last half an hour?

 

funnel !!

Is that really necessary ??

Peace

 

Did the mammoth say so?

Are the mean ants red because they come from the devil?

 

They're red cause they know they have no clothes on.

Is there really a good time for Puddin N Tain ??

Peace

 

Half past cheese

To pee or not to pee?

 

That wouldn't be the question if you were a thirsty astronaut.

Is guilt a trip ??

Peace

 

Yes. It stops off at Bournemouth on the way

Want a squeeze?

 

Sounds better than being put in the juicer

does in the nick of time hurt ??

Peace

 

yes, but it hurts so good


why does meat dry out in the microwave?