Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Too sexy for my shirt

Am I so sexy it hurts?

 

yeah it hurts all the time

why do paper cuts hurt so bad?

 

Because they're caused by my sexiness.

How long does it take to microwave a tree?

 

however long it took to grow

if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

Don't know I wasn't there

Just what do cats nip ??

Peace

 

my nips

why do people snort when they laugh?

 

Because humans actually evolved from an ancient pig-like species

Would magpies eat pie?

 

In a words, yes, pies with a delicious magizine and mag wheeled bmx filling.

Do I make myself clear? :cuss:

 

no, you're opaque.

how do they get the graphite in the middle of pencils?

 

Its these teeny weeny itty bitty teensy little robots

What did I do?

 

Mooned your neighbor

if you are in your car driving at the speed of light and you turned your headlights on would anything happen ??

Peace

 

you'd go faster

why do cats meow?

 

Cause they can't get a real job !!

Is there a point to all this ??

Peace

 

no its round

why does milk curdle?

 

Cause it can't yodle !!

How come times flys like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana ??

Peace

 

Because space-time around a gravity well is curved, like a banana. And everyone knows how well fruit flies can do physics.

Who invented beer?

 

monks duh

why do coffee mugs have handles on them?

 

cause neck straps don't work !!

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared why the hell did he do it ??

Peace

 

because he thought it would be funny

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

12.3 kilograms per hour, more if he drinks a lot of coffee.

Why isn't there a question here?