Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Only when wearing green, walking backwards or just entering St Pancras

Einstein, where are you now?

 

contributing to horticulture.

should he have been a watchmaker?

 

No, dropping a watch on Hiroshima wouldn't have accomplished a hell of a lot.

If a single girl is pregnant, is that a misconception?

 

The girls a slut, the guys a king.

Where may i find this 'candy mountain' ive heard so much about?

 

she's performing daily at the Hunt Club. i hear they serve awesome burgers, too.


why did i drink so much last night?

 

well you drank so much last night because your house burned down and your girlfriend broke your car on the way to the moon. but then you woke up and realized you didnt drink at all, you dont have a girlfriend, and your car is in the driveway.

why did the moon fall onto the cow?

 

It resented being jumped over.

If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?

 

he's armed, but 'armless.

Who killed Cock Robin?

 

Fanny Craddock

What does jacket potato REALLY mean to you?

 

nothing whatsoever.


where does one get painkillers strong enough for a hangover?

 

You go to the shops get a bottle of vodka and drink, that should put off
the hangover for a bit


What do you call a group of Dwafs ???

 

I assume you mean dwarves. They're known as The Snow White Seven.

If Brits call women birds, what do British birds call their females?

 

Brits

Hey ho, Hey ho, on rentre du boulot?

 

Oui je rentre le boulot, c'est le mieux.

Qu'est-ce que c'est le boulot?

 

Its your ETERNAL DAMNATION:reddevil:

How many eyes on an eyesore?

 

None, nobody wants to look at an eyesore..

If cans are made of tin, why is preserving stuff in jars called 'canning'?

 

because they're put in mason jars.


are there any unique trolls left?

 

Yar, I be a troll, I hide under bridges and eat billy goats. Well, not so much since I became veggie.

Why does lipsyl taste so nice?

 

Because its been designed that way by mother nature herself. Its actually a highly nutritious food source and its a global conspiracy to keep its healing properties under wraps

Socks?

 

mocassins.


chips?