Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

no the stupid ignoramous should be ignored

1/3 =.3333r
2/3 =.6666r
3/3 = .9999r and 1
1 = .9r and 1 is that true?

 

i choose to ignore that question, it's beneath me and rude to boot.


should i have paid more attention in math?

 

Now that you teach math yourself, I would have to say yes.



Sisss...Boom...Bah. Is that the sound of a sheep exploding?

 

nah. they sound more like a watermelon wrapped in cotton hitting a metal bladed hurricane fan.



why do women get french manicures on their toenails? it looks like they really need to trim their toenails to me.

 

because they want to see if anyone notices they have nice feet but their facial features are hideous.

why do horses sleep standing up?

 

they hate getting up to pee.





do you like the smell of fresh laundry?

 

Only if a horse hasnt peed on it

what is the time where you are ?

 

beer thirty, honkytonk time...actually, it's half past vodka o'clock.






do you need a mani-pedi?

 

I don’t know what a mani-pedi is – so to be on the safe side I will have to say maybe.



In Coombs BC they have a business called the Passion Club they supply medical marijuana.

They charge about $5 - $10 more for a 1/8 bag - then street prices.

Where is the passion in that?

 

capitalism.



i'm so sore from working out yesterday, but today i have to work out again. wtf am i gonna do?

 

Couldn’t you just pay some one to do the workout for you?



Why does it hurt so bad when you find out your not smarter then a fifth grader?

 

duh...huh...i dunno? heh heh.





were you at least smarter than a first grader?

 

I am as smart if not smarter than Einstein and I have a badge to prove it !

Did the BBC name that kids program "Blue Peter" as a sick joke ??

 

Sure just like Captain Kangaroo called that guy Mr. Green Jeans because he was a virgin.



If cops had any friends and one of the cop’s friends told them to jump off a bridge - would they?

 

I don't know but let's give it a shot!

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a pedestrian?

 

One without getting run over.

Who named the earth?

 

mars.



is obama a voodoo king and biden his zombie slave? 'cause that would win my vote and make so much sense.

 

Rumor has it he's a mormon.

How does Kiefer Sutherland age so much in 24 hours?

 

because he's not Canadian.


why does my cat enjoy eating dog food?

 

who's kiefer sutherland?

and why do nails grow even after you are dead?