Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Only when it's mixed with Tabasco sauce.







Who so you think the last men to be extinct are?

 

the ones that post regularily on the hip forums.



if I died today, would anybody notice?

 

Of course you idiot, Skip would miss you alot!





How old do you think I was when I lost my virginity?

 

you arent still a virgin?
27 maybe?


If I shot a gumby doll out a cannon, what would become of the doll?

 

It would shoot up your arse and give you a kancho.





If hugs are free then how much for a kiss?

 

11 cents


Does your favorite muppet have a vice?

 

I think Miss Piggy keeps Kermit's balls in her fist.










How often do you need to pull back your forseskin to clean underneath?

 

Every time!


Why aren't there any pirates on land?

 

people make fun of them if they don' thave a ship and kids keep stealing their swords




how do i get rid of this headache.

 

stash it in a lead lined box and throw it into the sea

what is love but a second hand emotion ?

 

it's a sweet old fashioned notion...




how can i expect my baby to like classical music if it's in a really lame cartoon?

 

Doesn’t your baby like to rock?



Do you think I would be fooling anybody by trying to disguise my pot plants by putting a pair of sunglasses and a clip on bow tie on them?

 

yes, but you'll need a fake mustache to carry it off.





why do people think we need to see their children in shirts that say their parents love them?

 

because then by putting a loin cloth and a pair if sandals on them people will think theyre looking at ghandi. ghandi loved his ma and pa

do arses have a crack in them because god designed us as coin slot machines but we evolved?

 

Not completely sure but probably for the same reason people wear t-shirts that say I’m with stupid.



Can anybody arrange for the Boom Town Rats to come over and sing for their supper at my next July 1st birthday barbecue?

 

is that date a monday? if so, it might not be a good idea.






how do you deal with mosquito bites?

 

Surround yourself with dragon flies then you won't get bit in the first place.



July 1st falls on a Sunday this year. So does that mean I can start penciling in the Boom Town Rats?

 

i'll see what i can do.





do you have their manager's number?

 

yeah its a big fat zero just like the band were

why do fat people sweat a lot ?

 

because they're really really hot.





do they clean under their folds every day?