Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

if we don't chant the mantra "GOD DAM GEORGE BUSH" then yes, it's inevitable.




why is steve buscemi so hot?

 

Cuz he helped mess up that mission to blow up that meteorite - remember !.
He veered the ship towards the sun.

Why am I so dam hot ?.

 

you're warming your feet in the oven again.






why don't cat's mouths smell like their butts?

 

Cuz they lick peoples faces first.

How many calories would it take to run to the moon and back ? - I'm doing it for charity in the year 2023.

 

150. doesn't seem to matter how much i work out, the calories-burned always seems to be 150.




how is it faye dunaway has looked the same since 1920?

 

I think her character was once set in 1920s it was not made in the 1920s.

Do bears shit in the woods ?

 

No only the pope does.

Do you think it's possible for monkeys to rule the world?

 

Yes we do already !

what is so fucking good, whats so fucking good about candy?

 

apparently so.





how long do those guys work on making their hair look like they just rolled out of bed?
a: 20 minutes
b: 40 minutes
c: 1 hour

 

I don't know about them, but I just roll out of bed.


"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy." Does this make for a good legal defense?

 

Depends on the layer.



Is it pathetic that I used psychology - plus the power of suggestion to make my wife think that she should only have a very small piece of the pecan pie that I brought home tonight?

(more for me AY cheers and happy weekend!)

 

absolutely not. woman aughtta know not to eat pie without her man's permission.





whaddya tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

Who’s the punk that did that to you?



Was sitting in the original Bat mobile at Cobo hall my 15 minutes of fame?

 

only if you sat in it for 15 minutes.






should my husband buy me a watch for my birthday?

 

Sure presents are what makes birthdays worth living for. (try to act surprised when you get it though)


How do I “tastefully” start letting people know that my birthday is less then 2 months away and I am excepting cash this year?

 

call them on the phone.






should i take jello shots to the camp out party today?

 

dont take anything without permission its theft.

why is wayne roony's face as ugly as a piece of battered haddock?

 

'cause that's what it's made of.




why can't i grate cheese without grating off part of my knuckle?

 

because your gigantic hands are made of gouda.





why is it that asians can't drive the speed limit?

 

there are no speed limits in asia.
does milk shooting out your nose burn?