Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

Wtf said the blind man when he picked up a hammer – and saw.



If a cop farts at the dinner table and doesn’t say excuse me. Would they get offended if you called them a pig?

 

yes.




what is a hangover, anyway?

 

a hangover is when a guy leaves his plonka sticking through his zipper and walks into a room as though nothing is amis

why cant humans lick their arse like a cat?

 

In my town a hang over is when you take a poop off the edge of rose wall cliff.



If having a vacuum cleaner that doesn’t suck is pointless – what’s the purpose of having a $200 emergency first aid kit that I have never had to use?

 

What a waste of money! Go injure yourself so you can get your money's worth!

Not only does my vacuum cleaner suck, but my block of cheddar tastes cheesy. Should I return it?

 

only if it's yellow....



i have straight hair, dave has nappy hair, kai has straight hair, and my youngest daughter has ringlets, wtf?

 

I heard the milk man had ringlets.

What is a ringlet?

 

Lith with pursed lips :tongue:




what exactly is the size of a cow? (I never understood that song.... fscking weirdos!)

 

Your face

Why do I love jon hunt?

 

Well because if you win the game by finding the porto potty and push it over it is pretty funny if someone is in there.



Why can’t I ever think of a stupid question on a Monday?

 

Because I cant think of a stupid answer - and you've cued me up perfectly!

Why is doin the dishes such a pain in the ass!?

 

I think you're doing them wrong, you're supposed to use your hands

How many cats can you fit in a dishwasher?

 

231 but not all at the same time

whats the difference between a box full of rubber cocks and a hoodie gang?

 

you can legally sell rubber cocks, but you WANT to sell the hoodie gang.




why does the smell of kimchee come out of your pores after you eat it?

 

Because of your lack of hygiene


Why I am i really really cool?

 

because you're obviously delusional.




why are saltines God's Perfect Food.

 

Because they go great with ice cream.

If a single woman gets pregnant, is that a misconception?

 

no, it's a preconception.





why do cuban cigars smell good?

 

Probably because they are organically grow and a farmer in Cuba makes more money per year then a doctor in Cuba.



Every year for the past 8 years I have I have split 5 cords of fir rounds in half – will I ever find an pearl.

 

Huh?

My stupid question is, could you run that by us again?