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fredricksburg.




flip flops or thongs?

 

No thanks I've just eaten...

Why does it always rain on little Fran?

 

because she's an asshole.






where did sexy go?

 

Actually it's my middle name. That wasn't a stupid question at all.

What was King Kong's name before he went into show business?

 

Kong




Where the hell am I?

 

the fifth word of the question

how do you grow 'seedless' fruit?

 

With a seedometer

Why does this year feel so unlucky?

 

because you're in england.




why do they have graduations for kindergarteners?

 

So that they can all get jobs when they're 5.

Why did my MP3 playder break just before I am going to whales tomorrow, and then have to borrow my mums one and load lots of music onto it (Big question I knwo).

 

it was angry that you mispelled wales...it thought you were going whale watching and is very bitter now.





why do cats shed in clumps?

 

Those aren't sheddings, those are hairballs!

Did the hare deliberately throw the race against the tortoise?

 

yes, because it was a kind hearted american cheater.




how do you get a kid to leave the park without crying?

 

Tell the kid – if we don’t leave now we will have to stay and watch a mime doing that stupid trapped in a box act.



How come Eddie Murphy’s rock and roll career didn’t last long?

 

'cos he thinks that stupid laugh of his would make a good guitar solo




Is it me, or are there far too many foreigners in the uk forum now?

 

I'm not a foreigner, I'm an American!

Can you name a car that starts with P?

 

Well its still on my drawing board – but I am calling it the wizzer and it should get about 30 miles to the bladder. Plus if you stop at Star Bucks on the way to work and get a coffee – piss in the tank you can claim the coffee as a transportation cost. Considering the cost of coffee at Star Bucks that could be a pretty big deduction at the end of the year.



My vacuum cleaner really sucks why don’t I stop being such a tight wad - throw it away and get a new one that doesn’t suck

 

because that would totally defeat the purpose.





why do i have callouses on top of my feet?

 

Hmmm.....what sort of sex acts have you been performing?!


Hippies used to say that Eric Clapton is God, but they also used to say that God is dead, so does that mean that Eric Clapton is dead, and if so, why isn't he?

 

God is eric claptons brother

how come i can count to 100

 

you'll be dead by the time you are 101

vonderful vonderful ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!!

wtf?