Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

a fetus.



why do all my dreams in some way involve bob saget?

 

Because you want his babies.

Why is my cat eating a spider?

 

Because the spider told your dog that he knows this bitch that wants to jump his bones, but the spider lied. He infact knew only one bitch, but she was away on business.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin when the latter muffin told the first muffin that it was getting quite hot in the oven?

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Could you please repeat that?

 

Is this just global warming?



If Einstein was right could that muffin travel in time then eat it’s self ?

 

No, because it is a muffin and Einstein was not a muffin, he was a human.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

 

cos chicen is descustig

Who invented the spoon?

 

The ancestors of the person who tells you to make a turn at the fork in the road.



Could shoes be considered human because they have soles?

 

yes, and they can taste because they have tongues! HA HA HA HA!!!!!


why is the pressure on my bladder so immense?

 

Because you are not drinking enough fluids.



Were can you buy that magic dust that Santa gives to his raindeer?

 

in my armpit.


why are mexican puppets staring at my jeans?

 

Because you are not pointing to your eyes and saying to the puppets up here.



Why didn’t the Indians charge the pilgrims rent?

 

Twenty four dollars in beads for Manhattan, I don't think they were too keen on the concept of rent.

Seriously, why are some people feeling sorry for Paris Hilton having to spend 3 weeks in jail?

 

Because she has such a wonderful personality.



Why didn’t the castaways tie Gilligan up so they would have a better chance of getting rescued?

 

Bondage isn't always the answer.

Why not?

 

Why not not?

Why not not not?

 

because i said so.

would you like a dog?

 

Only for target practice.

Would you?

 

A dog in the conceptual visulisation of an accomplace in crime to rob banks?

Then sure.

Have you ever robbed a penguin bank? (high over-draft)

 

No, but you can bet your last nifty suit that I'm going to rob a penguin bar in a bout two seconds.

What came first the conker or the tree?