Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

it's my cologne.

why is pink?

 

cos pink is blue

Why dont i get wings when i drink red bull?

 

Red and white collaborate in a feminine way.

Will boogers stick forever.

 

Only if the're gay

Are you a real NOWHERE MAN, sitting in your NOWHERE LAND, making all your NOWHERE PLANS, for NOBODY?

 

Only when I'm sitting on the toilet.


Why aren't my nuts uniform in size and shape?

 

My nuts are pretty uniform in size and shape - but i do not go around looking at other peoples nuts.

What are the chances of aliens coming from mars ?

 

'cause you won't quit playin' with 'em.


why are you humping my leg?

 

Because it's hairy and "man-like"

Why does my intelligence prevail?

 

because i let it.

why are you so intimidated by my masculinity?

 

Because chicks with dicks make me nervous. I thought my genderdar was more keen than this.

Is paper edible?

 

yes, it's great roughage.


why don't sheep wear sweaters?

 

The kind you eat is.....

Because the sheeps skin is very prone to itchy-ness, and sweaters are very itchy


Where do babies come from?

 

Because the goats will beat the crap out of them for being too nerdy.

Incadescent vs halogen?

 

flourescent. preferrably red, so's my john's know where to go...



what's your mama charge for a hummer?

 

neon

This is waay too fast for my shitty dial up.

It'll cost ya about $65,000 for a hummer

Where do babies come from?

 

greenland.


what do released fish think after they've been released?

 

They feel rejected.

Why did the Japanese bomb Pearl Bailey?

 

bitch didn't know when to shut up...

why should i worry about global warming? i'm getting such a great tan!

 

Because SPF 2000 sunscreen is expensive.

If a westbound train leaves Chicago at 8 am traveling 40 mph and an eastbound train leaves Los Angeles at 9 am traveling 50 mph, who really gives a flying fuck?

 

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?