Ask a stupid Question.. Get a stupid Answer

I'll start out by asking a stupid question, and someone else will answer it in a smartass way, and ask their own stupid question. Simple, right? Ready? Here we go!

Why does the wicked witch in OZ have so many winged monkey?

 

Because she is severely autistic and finds it hard to build meaningful relationships with others of the witch community.

Ok, next stupid question:

Why does poo smell so bad?

Good thread!

 

just to remind us what others think of us.

Why does my back itch?

 

Cause it sits in your mucky tummy for so long



How do you get women to squirt?

 

a vise........


how do you get your car keys back from a circus clown?

 

run around him in circles and put a banana in his pocket.

Why is grass green?

 

Cause I dyed it green

How do rice crispies snap crackle and pop?

 

because it feels queasy.

Why are trains always late>?

 

Because we don't have a fascist dictatorship under Mussolini to make them run on time.

What's the difference between a goblin and a hobgoblin?

 

A hobgoblin enjoys roasting his arse on a gas fire and a Goblin does not.

Why does bathing make us wet?

 

because the process of bathing makes the wetness attracted to our bodies.

what is GOD an acronym for?

 

Giver of Death...


Such a cynic I am


Where do ice-cream vans go in winter?

 

The drive south for the winter

Why do we sleep?

 

So we have something nice to wake up to!!!!!!

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Why would anybody want to go to a place called Nob Head? (It's in Manchester)


EDIT:


The place, even funnier, is actually Nob End!

Hope it didn't spoil your answer

 

because they have a very low opinion of themselves.

why do trees blow in the wind?

 

To keep themselves warm.

Where do babies come from?

 

The stalk brings them




How do they get the holes in the doghnuts?

 

They use a hole-punch


How do boats float?

 

They have balloons underneath them


Why do women have to wear bra's?

 

To stop them falling over

When is it safe to go outside?