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How many people could live in a yellow submarine?

 

4. the rest would have to leave at the end of each night.

How can my body be 90% water if i dont drink that much water?

 

Because penguins spend so much time in the water.

Did the coyote ever catch the road runner?

 

Yes when the road runner ate the blue pill which made it 10 feet tall. He caught him but couldnt do anything to a bird thats bigger than big bird.

What good is money during the appacolypse?

Or

Should i turn the spell check on, on my phone?

 

I'm not so sure that spell check is into kinky sex stuff.

You could burn paper bills for heat, or melt coins down for metal and stuff.

How the hell did Snoopy managed to balance on top of that A frame dog house?

 

Left rib cage on the left side of the house. Right rib cage on the right side of the house. And feet to rudder on either side to balance. While his head weight accounts for the wind.

Why is flavored vodka clear when its got all that chocolate or strawberry or whipped cream flavored stuff in it?

 

Havent you seen the magic vodka dust, the fairies sprinkle it in. Thats what gets you drunk, then you dont see, that really, vodka, is vodka colour...mmmm

How do you get the honey comb in the middle of a malteser, or is it just a teaser?

 

The bees build it there.

Why didnt the name abjo catch on?

 

I wonder that about a lot of stuff

you smoking weed like me right now?

 

I don't know. How are you smoking it?

Have you ever been run over by a car?

 

Yes and that Barbie corvette really put a bruise on my pinky toe.

Why does Dora have to explore?

 

Because her parents let her . . . because they're hoping that she will eventually fall prey to one thing or another and they'll finally be free of her.

Why are Dora's parents such bastards, and why hasn't someone called Social Services on them yet?

 

I'm calling right now.

Does anyone know how to make the damn backpack shut up?

 

By smacking it in the mouth, but Dora won't do it.

Has anyone ever seen Dora use the toilet? I'm beginning to worry about her . . .

 

Social Services told me that would check on that.

Why won't women quit squatting over public restroom seats and leaving a mess. At least wipe up after yourselves for heaven's sake!

 

I think it has something to do with their fear of contracting Cooties. Of course, if they'd wipe the toilet seats first, their wouldn't be any Cooties to worry about, and they wouldn't have to squat.

Why don't the partitions that separate wall urinals go high enough so men don't have to see each other's faces while they're pissing?

 

Because they are too cheap to pay for the extra 2 feet of material.

Why are some laptops touch screen and some arent?

 

Some laptops just wanna get jiggy with it and some are frigid.

Would you rather the saying be, once in a blood moon than once in a blue moon?

 

Six of one a dozen of the other.

If a phone rings in the woods and nobody is around does it play the correct ringtone?

 

Only Schrodinger's cat knows-and he ain't telling.


What use is semaphore to a blind person?