Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

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What would weird al do if there was no other musicians?

 

Fade away, which would be a tragedy.

Should Kiss call it quits?

 

If they cant have the 4 originals. But i know if i was a fan i would take whatever they would give me.

Are there too many songs about love?

 

But....all you need is love

Why are love hearts always red?

 

They are filled with blood. (Was listening to heart when i read this)

Is she a black magic woman or a blackmagic woman?

 

She's a black magic barracuda.

What is the point of a sword fish bill?

 

To cut bread, Flintstones style.

Would you live like a Flintstone?

 

yes, because i love steak the size of a dinosaur bone.

have you ate steak for breakfast, lunch and dinner in the same day?

 

No i have a car lighter if i need fire.

Who can it be now?

 

Me.

Who will answer this question?

 

Me?

How do you celebrate doo rag history week?

 

What? My dear sir,rags are kept for cleaning cars,NOT celebrating!

Where DO these chaps find these obscure reasons to drink,eh???

 

From the people shaming them for drinking for no reason.


If an athlete leaves a sport while still being the best when has enough time passed that everyone knows that is no longer the case.

 

When the athlete's records are broken.

Is it necessary to wear deodorant?

 

Billions of people have gone without ever using any...most of them are dead now though.

Whats the funnest metal to use as a hacky sac?

 

Id rather shoot guns

do you count the calories from the glasses of water you drink daily to feel more..penguin..eeee

 

Damn i never even thought of that but i just threw away the water bottle and now i will never know how many it had.

Do you go to gay bars and wait for men to walk up to the bar so you can grab a barstool and ask them if you can push in their stool?

 

I don't go to bars.

Do you flirt with animals at the zoo?

 

Wellllll some of those big cats have the prettiest eyes, what can I say? I can't help it.

What would your ultimate alternate universe be like?

 

It would have no contact with this one.

What if the nice area was downtown and the slum was uptown?