Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

The thirteenth one.

What are eyes made of?

 

I would not ask a raisin that.

have you ever shouted "I DISAGREE!" when the person hands you the single scoop of ice cream?

 

Possibly. I dont remember every conversation i have had when being given ice cream.

Why does pasta have so many shapes?

 

Allows for your throat shape

What colour is a grey coat?

 

Blackish white.

Why are almost all plants green?

 

Cause.

Why was hemp-stock sponsoring shit bands?

 

Because shit-stock was already all booked.



What did that old-timey bank robber do with those face handlebars when he shaved them off?

 

Cause.

Why does "live" spell "evil" backwards?

 

life is full of idiosyncrisies

What is your strongest sense?

 

Empathy.

Am I lucky because of that?

 

If you like eating feelings

Where does empathy come from?

 

The good side of town, I suspect.

Is your computer so old that it has the crank on the side for scrolling?

 

How did you know!?

Why do they use capsicum spray, wouldn't jalapeño spray be more effective?

 

Only if your making guacaqmole

Where do you go when you cant see?

 

Into a wall or off a cliff.

If I generate enough static electricity then can I live off the grid?

 

Only if you work for a corrupt power company.

What animal would prey on a unicorn?

 

Any one brave enough to take on that horn.

What animal would pray on a t-rex?

 

Only one that could induce an ice age.

Would the sky be better without clouds?

 

When you dont want rain it would be.

What does your body do with minerals?

 

Puts them to work to run the best piece of machinery that ever existed.

Should typing be an Olympic event?