Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

no i don't because everytime im tired its my own fault and i know it.

have you ever stolen fruit from a friends house?

 

no

have you ever stolen anything?

 

Lots of things. Kids do dumb things.

Why do people say 'how are you doing' as a greeting?

 

yes. last thing i stole was from a small store. i stole some candy, the later me and a friend stole some playboys.

after that no way. stealing is as low as you get.

have you ever punched holes in somones umbrella when they werent looking?

 

Isn't that the normal thing to do

How old are you when your umbrella is up?

 

I would say punching holes in someones umbrella is worse than stealing it. Its usefullness is the same to that person and they get wet when they use it. Where as if it was just missing they would know they need a new one.

Do you miss your old avatar?

 

Seems silly to miss a picture

How much horse shit can pile up before it's considered bull shit?

 

It has to keep piling up until a horse eats a bull. Then the horse needs to take one more shit and how much shit you see is the answer.

Why did you pick your current residence?

 

Residential choice is a fallacy, your house chooses you!

Why is a bow and arrow not just called, the thing that shoots the pointy stick?

 

English speakers usually like to shorten words to convey messages quicker.

Who came up with the saying "hard water"? And do they know what water is?

 

The same person that thought up the ice bucket challenge. I guess they know what water is since they drowned.

How could an ugly piece if coal form a diamond?

 

It's like the ugly duckling scenario I suppose. That or black magic.

Do you believe in black magic?

 

I believe it has no power over me, only gullible people.

Do you believe in Black Sabbath?

 

Only before 1977

How is it that stephen king can right books faster than some people can read them?

 

He has them up his sleeve!

how do you have a brush with death?

 

That was during the grim reapers bohemien period. You cant do it anymore.

Why is it that getting on snl is the best thing that happens to the people on it but they always leave?

 

What's snl????
I can HONESTLY say I've never left nsl....or got on it/him/her/them/those [delete as required]

Where did all the cutlery go?

 

The same place all the lost socks go but nobody actually knows the answer to this mystery

If dinosaurs are reptilian and reptiles are cold blooded, what's up with the ice age wiping out dinosaurs?

 

Same with what would be up if you put a crocodile in the arctic.

What kind of art would Rembrandt make if he would live in our time?

 

hell no. artist like him are overrated anyways..


Peanut butter and jelly,,, what kind jelly?