Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It's a method of changing your name to Deed Poll....see?


is there a reason for everything?

 

It's a consensus study which is done to determine the opinions of deeds.

Is the mass of individual humans an illusionary manifestation of God's attempt to separate himself from himself for the purpose of having fun?

 

Yes, even if the reason is only for the thing to die or be destroyed.

What's the fuckin' point?

 

Sometimes.

Who put the bing in the boom bop bing a lop?

 

Same guy who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

Why would anybody bother to do such a thing?

 

Boredom?

Is boredom worse than death?

 

Not if you're on your death-bed,an angel appears, and says "You can die,or you can be a bit bored-your choice".


If I say 'campanology',does it ring any bells?

 

Ding Dong!

How many bats are in your bellfry?

 

too many

How many people are dead in that cemetary over there?

 

All of them.

Is that door the way out-or the way in?

 

um, for you, it is out......no way in.....
all of them....correct answert, btw....

Why do dogs make good vacuum cleaners?

 

Because they know that making bad ones will eventually put them out of business.

How many sides does a circle have?

 

2

Why wasnt there a banker in the village people?

 

Because he would have fucked all of them way more than they wanted to be fucked.

What's the difference between a banker and a politician?

 

A politician makes the loopholes that the bankers use to fuck the hard working people.

Why does shaking your head mean no in every language?

 

Because in every language, nodding means yes, and therefore cannot mean no.

Why must women cover their breasts, but men don't have to even though their's are also hairy?

 

Because your not in ny.

If time is slipping into the future does that mean its on ice?

 

Maybe it's the lack of hair.

What exactly makes the colour pink girly?

 

No. It means it's on a muddy slope.

Did your mother rock you back and forth, or forth and back?

 

Because pink is a combination of red (the color of anger) and blue (the color of sadness), which fit the bill because in the past, women weren't treated so well.

How many hours per night do you sleep?