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  1. pensfan13

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    Only if you spilled your dinner on it.

    Did you have any teachers with strange policies?
     
  2. secret_thinker

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    No making the class all wear face masks is a completely normal policy.

    Could the police enforce the law if they weren't allowed to carry guns?
     
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  3. pensfan13

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    Would they want to?

    If a fans blades werent curved would it then just be a shitty saw?
     
  4. secret_thinker

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    I don't give a chainsaw about fan blades

    Why is an x-ray always in black and white, wouldn't colour be better?
     
  5. pensfan13

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    No. Bones are white so it only makes sense that they are white in an x-ray. There is no advantage to seeing them with a red background.

    Why do they give you a blanket to cover yourself in an mri when they are just going to be able to see it when they look at the results?
     
  6. morrow

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    Ahhh, but they have xray vision too, well, they have to! Dont they?

    Whats xray vision anyway?
     
  7. La Ya Ya

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    X-ray vision is a way for boys to see girls in the undies.

    What's so great about boys seeing girls in their undies anyway? Just go to the beach, bathing suits are much smaller than undies.
     
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    in that case why not go to a nudist beach, cos boys like seeing what is not meant to be seen.

    why dont they have gynaecological tables in fast food places? theres never anywhere to stand your book up.
     
  9. secret_thinker

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    Nobody wants to read a book in a fast food joint or a gynaecologists office for that matter.

    Could you move to the country and eat a lot of peaches, millions of peaches even?
     
  10. pensfan13

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    I did move to the country and i started eating peaches...gonna be a while before i get to a million though.

    Did abe lincoln build his house out of lincoln logs?
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    No he payed people to do that (I hope he payed them, maybe he was just in time to get it build for free? :p)

    When will the Crazy Horse memorial be completed?
     
  12. secret_thinker

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    When the strippers stop stripping
    (The crazy horse is a strip club here)

    What's something you like that you can't lie about?
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I like the word retard.

    Do you go to the Crazy horse club often?
     
  14. pensfan13

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    I thought that was the name of neil youngs back up band.

    Why do they need zip codes when the address is right there above it?
     
  15. La Ya Ya

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    Zip codes are for the people in the post office that can't read but know their numbers, they are all toddlers that have learned to count.

    Why don't we use toddlers for more public service jobs?
     
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  16. secret_thinker

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    Because they're too short to reach door handles.

    Why did T Rex have such short arms?
     
  17. SwitchyWoman

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    Because he had such a big head.

    What is in your head?
     
  18. storch

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    The knowledge that T-Rex originally had long arms until God made adjustments to them after noticing that T-Rex had a severe masturbation problem, and that soon thereafter, dinosaur rapes went up eighty-seven percent.

    What's the perfect name for an attack dog?
     
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  19. pensfan13

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    Getum

    Who the hell lights a candle from both sides?
     
  20. doilytheunicorn

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    Someone who can levitate them with the power of their mind.

    Do you have powers?
     
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