Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It saw you naked.

Whats the point of putting an air conditioner with no vents in the middle of the room?

 

It satisfies an idiot

Would you rather be the little piggy eating roast beef or the little piggy going wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home?

 

i would rather be the little piggy going to the market, that way i could buy the roast beef and all the other things i like that go with it...like mashed potato and bread and i guess anything starchy.

do fish smell underwater?

 

they don't have nostrils to be able to smell.

How do people know a goldfish has a five second memory?

 

did you ever see a goldfish sit more than 5 seconds after he was trained?

if a black hole is so powerful how come we havnt been sucked out of one that is 100s of light years away?

 

A black hole doesn't want to suck the earth with all that dirt to get in it's mouth.

What would happen if the sun and moon traded shifts?

 

my son would not be showing his ass to the entire girls softball team at the local ymca.

why do some words sound the same but spell different?

 

Got to keep the spelling police in work somehow.

Why is it called navel gazing and not belly button gazing?

 

it rolls off the tongue better. hmmm i guess it rolls off the tongue the same no matter what its called.

can you check the check you sent to the czech?

 

check, check, check, check out my melody

Is limp bizkit special?

 

oh yes definitely...in that special short bus kind of way. hmmm not sure if that translates to Australian..... speaking of Australian

i saw a customer review of the outback steakhouse and the reviewer said that it was good but none of the servers spoke Australian so she gave it a bad review score so my question is what is the capital of Iceland?

 

The letter "I".

Is heavy metal music of the devil?

 

no that would be pop music like justin beiber

they say that daddy long leggers are the most poisonous arachnids but they dont have long enough fangs to break human skin so i wonder this...would you die if you whipped up a daddy long legger in a blender and shot the liquid results up in your arm with a hypodermic?

edit: just looked it up and seems to be false...making it an even sillier question so there you are.

 

No, it wouldn't kill you but you might turn into spider man.

How many stairs are there on the stairway to heaven? Shouldn't it be an escalator after all the living?

 

it is an escalator but it broke down so now it is as functional as a stairway.

who decided that cans have to be 12 oz and big bottles of soda have to be 2 liters?

 

The Volume Police silly.

Why can't we count marmots instead of sheep when we can't sleep?

 

Marmots keep getting out of order and messing up the count.

Were Santa Clause's (Weihnachtsmann, Kerstman, Ded Moroz,Father Christmas, Old Man Christmas, Djed Božičnjak) parents married?

 

Yeah of course but Santa had a new girl in every country.

Why do birds sing?

 

They dont they just chirp but people mistake it for music.

Why do they suddenly apear, every time you are near?

 

Because I have the word for the bird.

What ever happened to the tamagotchi?