Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yes, because Mars and Venus are so far apart.


What's so great about being a responsible adult?

 

There's something great about being a responsible adult?

If you could have all the candy in the world or more salad, which would you pick?

 

*sings*...You don't win friends with salad. Candy salad?

What else can you do with an iron besides iron clothes?

 

Knock a motherfucker out!!

If harware is all metal and plastic parts how do computer graphics come about?

 

Plastic fantastic...it's just magic.

Why do avocado and mango have such large stones?

 

Their daddy had large stones

If the radio is a lot of static. Do the songs playing stop being music and start being noise?

 

No, they are invisible ants like the ones you actually see on tv static.

Where do rainbows go when they stop rainbow-ing in one place?

 

They sink into the pot of gold.

Why do some like it hot hot hot?

 

Maybe they don't sweat when the heat is on.

Wouldn't throw cushions be better if they were genuinely for throwing instead of decoration?

 

Wait...so i been doing it wrong all this time?

Whats the best insult said to you?

 

Only the worst insults are spoken.

Why did Jack flash sit on a candle stick?

 

i though Jack B. Nimble was the guy that sat on the candle stick.

is this question silly enough to make the cut on this thread?

 

It's borderline

Why do trolls live under bridges?

 

thats where the best internet service is.

who did my computer have sex with to get the virus it has?

 

Patient Zero

Do you cringe when someone else's dog kisses your face?

 

Only if they're not smiling

Do all llamas get hungry for hands or is Carl just a psychopath?

 

Carl is just not as good at hiding his love for hands.

Why is the comissioner getting so much flak for what ray rice did?

 

The voices, always blame the voices.

Are you a slave to the music?

 

No the music is my bitch.

Why cant i hear any guitar in the dooby brothers song 'what a fool believes'?

 

Surely you know the fools forgot to add the guitar.

Why does concrete set so hard?