Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Gina the girly giraffe.

How many times have you seen a hippopotamus eating cake?

 

I've seen a hippo but never was cake offered, not once.

How much cake would you like on your plate?

 

Not too little and not too much.

When does a hill become a mountain?

 

When it gets higher than a hill.

How do you make a mountain of out of a mole hill?

 

The right amount of moles.

What do you call a group of moles?

 

I don't call them, I'd rather they stay where they are.

Did you know you have a mole on your face?

 

Not until i looked in the mirror.

Who has the better bark a dog or a tree?

 

woof woof, wood wood

If the Cookie Monster only eats cookies and cookies are only a sometimes food, how does he survive?

 

This sometimes food thing doesn't apply to the Cookie Monster, he gets unlimited cookie allotments.

What does Miss Piggy see in Kermit?

 

unlimited orgasms

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

 

Take the f train to penn station and walk a few blocks north.

Why would anyone LET the bed bugs bite?

 

People are gluttons for punishment.

could a bear build a log cabin?

 

If he had enough paper.

Why is it called 'the birds and the bees'?

 

Because storks (birds) deliver the B's (babies).

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

 

robert e lee

why didnt i use caps when i was supposed to?

 

rebellion

Why do people say "it's water under the bridge"?

 

Theres nothing you can do about it.

Why did they name themselves the pips when they knew people would think they were called the pimps?

 

Because it's better than being called the pros

If looks can kill, what would a care bear stare do?

 

Death by rainbow

They suspended ray rice for beating his wife...arent they just hurting her again by them cutting off her income source?

 

SHe will survive..the cold nights will be no problem

do men and women think different?