Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

It hasn't yet, I've still got my skinny noodle arms.

Don't you think that Popeye should put Olive Oil on his spinach?

 

No maybe just some sweet peas.

Why does he want her to skip to the loo?

 

Because he doesn't want her to wet her pants.

Could you, would you on a boat?

 

No and i would not could not while hauling a tote.

I went to school with a great grand nephew of dr. Seuss but he was adopted...so what does that make him?

 

A foxy lox with socks.

Do you get more socks than sex?

 

The Lorax

Do you think if someone says totes my goats that goats carry totes?

 

No just because they said it dosnt make it true.

Who was that guy in the crowd?

 

some random dude with a nice smile.

How often do you rock on down to electric avenue?

 

Whenever i want to take it higher.

Did elvis' daughter become a queen when she married the king of pop?

 

Nope she remains the princess of rock because rock always over rules pop

Where will the train go next?

 

Salisbury hill

Is that where the steak is made?

 

No You go to Outback for the steak, mate.

What's in your Bloomin' Onion?

 

Salt.

Whats in your salt?

 

sodium

What's on your mind?

 

A little bit of hair

Whats up with your work?

 

It's a tad down.

Why do cats get seven lives and the rest of us only one?

 

Because cats are bad at math.

If dogs and cats could smile, which would smile more?

 

Neither would smile more because the cats would smile at the dogs and vice versa

Why is the sun called the sun and not the moon?

 

Because the sun is in the daytime and the moon is at night, silly.

Why do they call it a 'Church Key'?

 

Are you sure you spelt it right?

who called it a giggle?