Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I like the moon, more than a spoon.

Where did all this hair come from?

 

Puberty !

why is it raining on gun club day

 

Mother Nature doesn't want you to shoot guns

What would you be playin' in a travellin' band?

 

cowboy chords on a telecaster Lol

Anyway for all the things I've seen , when will the river run green ?

 

on saint pattys day

is it bad if this is red?

 

Taste it and then decide.

Which way is up if you are lying on your stomach?

 

Your bum will topple over if you dont decide!

Why do elephants have big poops?

 

Mud wraps for mice

Are facts that are deemed useless really useless?

 

They hold it all in until their poop machine is overloaded.

Why is it every day i can hear at least one neighbor mowing their grass?

 

Your cutting grass switch is on

Why do dogs growl at some people, and not others?

 

Some people are assholes and dogs know this.

If you could label one thing in your house what would it be?

 

My bath room, and the label....

Dont fart in my bath room! Or i fart in yours!

Whats the worse thing, a visitor in your house could do?

 

Steal my 'morrow in the shower' videos that she doesn't know about!



Err....did I just make a colossal booboo?

 

Ha, you just earned your self a wack on the back side...lmao

Did you look like that cos you dropped the soap?

 

No i look like i do because of my dna.

What does one do if they run out of gas on the boat thats out in the ocean?

 

Do a little dance, make a little love.

Why is an onion called an onion?

 

Because they make onion rings and if there is no ring then it must be just an onion.

Why does the clock go clockwise?

 

Because you can't turn back time.

Why do people enjoy jumping up and down on a trampoline?

 

Because when you put it next to the pool its better than a divingboard.

Whats the best use for hand sanitizer that dosnt involve hands?

 

Ant killer...

Why do we have toe nails?