Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Squirrels.

What did people have for souls before rubber?

 

Feet..

Is rumpy pumpy rude and loud?

 

My stomach when I am hungry!

What is shampoo spelled backwards?

 

what you say to your sister.

why am i here when i have stuff to do today?

 

Because this IS the stuff you have to do today.



What do deaf people use in place of alarm clocks?

 

Their spouces arm.

Why does the AC go out when you need it most?

 

Just to piss you off. Why is there no water after a long workout?

 

When your workout includes swimming-there IS!


How slowly do you have to cook a burger to stop it being 'fast food'?

 

Cook it till there is no more pink slime left in it.

Why does the internet go out just as i finish typing a long post.

 

Your internet filter, doesnt like you...show it who is boss. Type a big long message to it, then just befor you press send, delete it, see how it likes it!

How long is your piece of string going to be?

 

I havnt unraveled it yet. Its still on a spool but i am surely gonna have to cut it because it is real long.

Why are they called headlights when they arent on the top of the car?

 

cos they "Do your head in " when people have them on and dazzle you

what happens to glow worms in the day ! do they keep bumping into one another in the sunlight ?

 

Recharging batteries.

Why do girls who make a duck face get mad when I toss bread at them?

 

Because they were hoping for diamonds.



Are you going back for 2nds?

 

Depends on the quality of the firsts.

Is it OK to use a spoon in situations that normally require a fork?

 

If it works and the queen isnt around then do it.

Why do woman stick the feet of camels down the front of thier pants?

 

Coz horses hooves just don't look right.


Is it THAT time already???

 

Not too often that i am in bed when i could be having a beer but yup its that time.

Who do you least want to wake up when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the nite. The 11 year old or the 40 year old?

 

Depends who the 40 year old is! Lol

Who do you least want to wake YOU up in the early hours?

 

Nope, its this time, so its ok.

Why do you call a mans ball cover, a box?