Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yep, because I'm good when I'm bad. Lol

What's the difference between good and bad?

 

The little dot used to keep them apart...

Do you pinch the kids sweets?

 

I would only steal candy from a kid if it was a Reeses cup.

What's wrong with the weather these days?

 

Not a thing..im in cahoot with the sun, i stay out, so so does he!

Do you have a hose pipe?

 

Lol, yes:blush5:

What tune does a humming bird hum.

 

La dee toot toot, humm dum screetchhhhhh

Do you water your garden, or wash the car? With your hose

 

i would wash my car but i always just end up waiting for it to rain. my yard is too wet as it is, dosnt need my help getting more water on it.

what is "too damn high"?

 

The person above me?

Who is too darn low?

 

me (there is nobody above you)

can i interest you in some recycled toilet paper or some recyclable toilet paper?

 

You keep your shit to your self man! Dont give me that re cycled crap!

Course i know its cardboard, but what mad thing have you recycled?

 

i always find plastic bottles a bit funny, anything else you can break down by extreme heat but plastic will just turn to smoke if you heat it.

how much weight do i lose when i suck in my belly?

 

Do you want to feel good, or bad?

How do you end up stoney broke?

 

oh let me count the ways...buy a house you can barely afford, by a new car, drink craft beer, collect useless collectibles, buy a hot tub, just wait for winter when all the pipes freeze, get caught drinking and driving, buy a high end computer, buy everything you want at an estate sale, pay someone else to do all the yard and housework, or get addicted to drugs. i am sure there are many more ways but these are just a few.

why is there still water droplets around my glass thats been sitting there for 3 days?

 

Top C#


If you would if you could, why don't you?

 

because you cant !


Where have all the bees gone ?

 

Across the high C.

Is it REALLY just me....or is some of it down to you?

 

Not me but it isnt only you.

What was the first word ever?

 

It was two, and it came from a man...those words

TRUST ME

Whats the language we use when drunk?

 

What's with the WE?



Is it 'that' time already?

 

Its always been "that time"

Whats for scram ?