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Because not every flower says love. Not every plant can withstand drought.
Not every vegetable can read. But,bless-look at you trying your best......



Do gay dyslexics look forward to receiving a card on St Vaseline's day?

 

I dont think so tim.

If the show on home improvement was called tool time then why didnt they just name home improvement, tool time?

 

They wanted to make the show confusing so people would not notice how unfunny it became after about the first 10 episodes.

Why do I have to wear pants to work?

 

Because if you were allowed to wear a skirt, the bottom might fall out of the pants market.


Why can't Americans learn to call an undivided digging blade on a long shaft a spade, and bifurcated waist-high legwear a pair of trousers?

 

Because you nee a way to distinguish Brits from Yanks. Actually some people around here call trousers "trousers".

Why do Brits call underpants "knickers"? Is it a custom over there to nick(steal) them?

 

It's because we like the sound of the word ... same as you guys obviously like the sound of the word "penny"


Why do weeds grow better than grass?

 

genetics. weeds are like the roach of the plant world.

why are peppers hot?

 

Because you gotta get them to wear shades if you want them to be, like, cool man!


Why do my plum trees always produce more fruit than they can sustain?

 

they are sex mad?

why do we call them plums?

 

Coz it's much easier to spell than intueri queat,the Latin for 'plum'.



Why does nobody ever say "Well,it's only a game" when they're winning?

 

i have so you cant say nobody says it.

why do some games matter more than others?

 

Some people give cute answers

Why plant trees in an avenue?

 

To help keep the sparse grass company.

Why do people get the urge to yawn at the most inopportune times?

 

Saying your bored could upset people..

Why do people hic up?

 

Because they've done something to make their stomach mad.

why do people's stomachs grumble?

 

Its a sexual conversation between bellys!

How do you undress someone just using your eyes?

 

With my eyes open!

How do you get dressed after someone undresses you with their eyes, lol?

 

You take your clothes off fast!

Does the mood ever take you?

 

!!!!

It takes me far, far away sometimes.

Does mood have a mind of its own?

 

Nope, its the devils input!

Are you a good person, all the time?