Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

No, they have way too hair in the main part of it.

Why do clouds form shapes?

 

Because they get bored and have lofty dreams.

Why do clouds decide to return to the earth?

 

There is no room for them all, so last in, first out!

Why are noses so different?

 

Who nose?

How do ants tell each other apart at work (like they do anything besides work)?

 

They can see the very subtle differences because the get a much closer view.

Why do people wake up when they arent awoken by noise, wind or anything disturbing thier sleep?

 

They are just too nosey..

Does your belly really growl?

 

Sounds more like the grinding of muscle and soft tissue but could be mistaken for a growl.

Where do we go from here?

 

To the next thread perhaps...im going to heaven...or into town...

Do you like to go camping?

 

I enjoy camping. Just not as much as playing video games or hockey or concerts. Or going to ball games. So pretty much i like it but likely wont ever do it again.

Why did edison keep so many animal hairs and furs in his lab?

 

In case he wanted to transplant by light...house?

Do you laugh often?

 

Every day.

Does that mean im sad at night?

 

Well, your working, so probably a bit.

I need to go out, should i stay or should i go now?

 

Well if you go there will be trouble so i say stay.

Whats the worst thing you would say about your parents?

 

They died on me!

Why do you find a pot mum plant, but not a pot dad?

 

The dads are long legged spiders.

Why would lebron leave miami?

 

To get to the other side.

Why are there some many different types of batteries?

 

Because a smartphone wouldnt fit in your pocket being run by a car battery.

How long is the best to stick around.

 

As long as possible, you dont wanna miss whats still to come!

When is the best time to leave a party?

 

Just before you get thrown out

Whats the best time to start drinking shorts ?

 

With me, never, but usualy when im at the point of, "oh why the hell not!" Then not long after, im finished.

What are your fave shots?