Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

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what is that thing on your head?

 

I've got nothing on my head. It's just an optical illusion. Don't worry about it.


Whish is winier, red wine or white wine?

 

white wine looks more like tears so that must be very winy

does how big a trophy is make it that much more important?

 

No ... it's not how big it is, but what you do with it that matters


Which do you prefer? Gold, silver or bronze?

 

Bronze, because that's closer to anything that I will ever obtain if I ever compete in anything.

Why does nobody know the troubles I've seen?

 

Because you never wrote them all down


If tin whistles are made out of tin ... what do they make fog horns out of?

 

Do it yourself foghorn kits.

If a quiz is a quizicle, what is a test?

 

An examination


If it takes a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples on a bunch of grapes?

 

It's not always wet, just lower the temperture you've got solid cold.

why do humans think perfume smells better?

 

They dont.....all the time.

Why do movies that people say suck make 200 million dollars?

 

Because nobody ever went bust by underestimating the average intelligence of the American population.


Did anybody ever try to claim under the moneyback guarantee on their Skylab Repellant?

 

Why would they, it obviously works (at least for me it does).

Why can't we make our own money?

 

What? You mean ... you don't? I thought everyone did.


Is the sea green or grey?

 

Depends on how long you stare at it.

Who owns the equator?

 

Everyone ... in equal measure


If a schoolkid gets caught taking drugs .... should they be given lines as punishment?

 

It depends. To where they are taking them?

Can you go farther backwards or forwards?

 

yes

i bought "everything" pretzels and they had no salt on them yet they have 170mg per serving of sodium. how is that possible?

 

Ask chemist

Can u swim on land?

 

Someone who isn't me can.

How do you know in which direction you should go?

 

Straight ahead

Why you guys ask silly question?