Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

well bruce lee did but bruce lee proved the whole rock beats scissor, paper beats rock, scissor beats paper theory.

what was it that beats bruce lee in my analogy/metaphor........answer?

 

Oprah Winfrey-she sat on him!



Are we there yet?

 

Just a little farther.

Can we stop for ice cream?

 

Only if they have blueberry cheesecake.

Why are today's cars so boring?

 

because they all look the same.

seriously why do they make a challenger and a charger? they are more similar than their names are...and you have a malibu which is just a cruze thats a tiny bit bigger and then you have the cruze which is a sonic but a tiny bit bigger....
but still my question was about the charger

 

Is it because you can charge my phone in it?

Is trolop a noice or a sound?

 

none its an attitude

Is it raining all over the world ?

 

We got to drink sometime!

How long does a hang over hang, and how do you know when its over?

 

you know its over after you started your second drink.

when it comes to tools what are sharpest in the shed?

 

All the ones with a C in their name

ever seen sunshine on a rainy day , and did it make your soul slip away ?

 

They Bear The Inscription "GLEN ULTRA SHARP" On The Handle....

How Do You Know When GLEN Is Lieing His Ass Off....???



Cheers Glen.

 

when he has the big green smiley after whatever he said.

ever seen sunshine on a rainy day , and did it make your soul slip away ?

 

We'll, it never rains in Southern California so I can't rightfully say.

Who was that man on the silver mountain.

 

Richie blackmore was that man

who was watching him from the misty mountain ?

 

Hop Along Cassidy of course

Can you do the Misty Mountain Hop??

 

i dont know i never been on misty mountain

is misty mountain related to misty the horse?

 

By marriage.

Where's Waldo?

 

behind all the avg looking people


i just realized i abbreviated average, i guess because its a baseball thing. or is this a common abbreviation everywhere?

 

It's what the avg person does.

How do dogs know that it is going to rain?

 

they see it coming down, they might also smell ozone.

how much does met life pay to have snoopy as their mascot?