Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Yes that one day all men would be judged by the content of their character and not the color of thier skin.

Did you notice i mispelled a word or too?

 

If you want to, then thats fine, lol.. who an i too deside if its rong?

Where is the north pole from the south pole?

 

Take number 2 train and get off at the third stop.

Why are bananas curved?

 

So they dont hurt your throat going down..

Whats yogurt?

 

alive!

do you ever think how stupid jeopardy is because the answers are the questions?

 

Never watched it much, too hard.

How do you start scrabel?

 

with an a For appele

Why don't two wrongs make a right ?

 

Do you really believe everything your parents told you when you were little?

If a houseboat is a boat that you can treat like a house, what's a butty boat?

 

its a boat for going for your butty's in

Where does dark come from ?

 

The other side of light

How do cats purr

 

purr fectly

do sheep ever feel sheepish ?

 

Baaaaaaaaa humbug!


Why do fly fishermen never catch flies?

 

The fish grab them first...erm, thats not a lie, ermm think of another..
I can do some great lies tonight, ermmm i think

 

If the moon is so close to earth, why haven't more countries made expeditions to it ?

 

You cant tell if its noght or day, the closer it gets!

Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

 

In the middle ( then I dont get out if the wrong side of bed in a morning )

What time is it ?

 

Almost 8 oclock, or ten on here lol


What did you have for tea/dinner

 

Bacon sausage and eggs

Whats for desert

 

Spicey toasted fruit bun, with butter, lol

Do you drink with your meal?

 

No instead of

What tastes like strawberry's