Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I think about how the commercial's tunes take over my mind. My parents got Irish Spring soap for a few months when I was a kid. I whistled the tune the whole time i was taking a shower. The tune still goes through my head.

Why can't I get good customer service around here?

EDIT: I was late answering once again.

 

You must live in a rural area. Service was great when i was in jersey...ever since i moved out to the sticks the best service i get is from amazon.

What subscription would you least likely give up?

 

Golf Digest

What's the best birthday present you ever received?

 

A blow up doll

What do you do when it goes down on you ? ( deflates )

 

wait 10 minutes and do it again. (or did you mean the doll?) i never had one of them but i guess we would take turns blowing each other.

whats the worst trouble you got in at school?

 

I got in more trouble by NOT being there

Why is Porn called that ?

 

It took to long to type Sexually Explicit Material in your browser.

How big would the internet be without all the porn sites?

 

as big as my voclbu vhoka viwcabul vhocabarlar ! wurd nowlige


was I funny then ?

 

I laughed.

Where all HAVE all the flowers gone.

 

Bowbies...

Did you look at the man in the moon last night?

 

For a while. Then he started staring back.

Why is it I lose sock in the dryer?

 

You don't. You leave a stray one in the washbin and the Sock Bogeyman steals it.

Is it cool to be a snowman?

 

Seems like these days it is cool to be a snowman. I find them rather cold and unmoved by most things though.

Is it hip to be square?

 

Sponge bob does ok on it!


What do you have in your pocket right now?

 

My hand and a hole........................................................


what? OH!-yes...errm......ever held a sparkler and made patterns as you waved it?

 

Car keys, 20 bucks (11.89 British pounds) and some lint.

What are hot tubs good for?

 

Yes, even before I knew that you were supposed to light them up with a match.

Same question that I asked above, since I'm slow.

 

If you have kidney stones the pain goes away instantly when you get in.

Do you shoo away a fly thats on a paper plate that is ready for garbage?

 

no you swat the little fucker

how many beers today ?

 

2 tall ones and 2 shots. Had to be to work at 4AM, I can be so stupid..................

Can anyone defeat Chuck Norris