Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Queen did with the song we will rock you

who doesn't rock the world?

 

Abba!

When did you stop wearing socks?

 

when they got full of holes
who likes battenberg cake ?

 

Oh yes, i love marzipan, lol even the little marzipan figures get no mercy from me!


Who buttons your shirts up?

 

I wear Velcro shirts for when I am moonlighting as a Stripper

Why did I just say that ?

 

you couldnt keep the secret any longer.

what happens after the hip hop hip to hippity and you dont stop after the hip hop?

 

Im usualy hipity happy on the floor

Do you ever feel there is another thing watching you?

 

Until i find out that microbes cant see i will insist that it is in fact the case that things are always watching me.

Do you think your pets know what your doing whrn they see you having sex?

 

Yeah, as long as he doesn't wanna join in ,its cool

Do you think the moon is made of cheese ?

 

hell no if it was kraft would have that shit monopolized by now.

when they say kraft services when talking about movie sets do they mean kraft as in the people that make that great macaroni and cheese yet struggle to make good american cheese?

 

Being not from the USA, i havent a clue what your on about, but of course, i know who Kraft are! Sorry.


Do you use bio powder/liquid in your wash, or none bio...why?

 

Because it gets those pesky lost socks through the pipes easier.

Why does it never rain in Southern California?

 

Well it's either because rain is expensive and the proletariat don't qualify-or because it forgot to.



Why do pigs have trotters but don't trot-yet horses have hooves and DO trot?

 

In horse language horseshoe means trotter.

Why do they call a net a basket?

 

If your talking basketball it's because Mr. Naismith used bushel baskets instead of our modern day nets and rims. After a few hundred times climbing up. A ladder to retrieve a shot that scored he decided to cut the bottoms out of the baskets.

Should basketball players be able to tackle the guy with ball?

 

Yes, if he tries to steal it.

Why is it important to wear matching socks?

 

It is? maybe that's why nobody takes me seriously.

Where does the mate to a sock go when you know you tossed them both I'n the wash.

 

They hide in the shirt sleeves until you put them in the drawer then they climb out and hide in the vents.

Do you ever think about how stupid jingles are? Its like you got these three grammy winning artists in a booth singing "Nabissssco". Over and over again until they get a perfect take.

 

autotune fucked up the music industry

 

i think hip hop might come out of the decline its been in