Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I'll take the witch. I'll let her cast a spell over me (I didn't watch the movie, hence the lame answer).

Would you rather jog a half hour to gain an extra hour of life, or watch TV eating your favorite snack for a half hour and only gain the quick pleasure?

 

I'd rather spend an afternoon watching morrow in a leotard bouncing on a trampoline!


How did the straw-maker know how tall my glass is?

 

Cos it fits in your mouth, both of em, lol..

How many sripes on a zebra?

 

depends on how big her ass is.

how does your finger know where everything should go back to when it gets cut?

 

Skin fairies sort that out


who hid me tinnies ?

 

The tinny soldiers! Little sods!

Who put the bop, in b bop?

 

chuck berry

why was chuck the only berry with a first name?

 

Because he was berry famous.

Why isn't there a word for the feeling that someone is watching you?

 

Because the only new words we can add in the dictionary these days is LOL and ROTFL.

What do you think all of us would be doing RIGHT now, if we didnt have the internet

 

One more word has been added to the dictionary that hits a soft spot for folks from Upper Michigan

Probably something useful or entertaining.

What would happen to a mime if he got stuck in the box?
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He would become a shaking box..

Do disney characters, all have the same surname?

 

no duck and mouse are completely different surnames.

who is the bigger cheapskate Ebeneezer scrooge or scrooge mcduck?

 

Ebeneezer, i know. Cos he is my relative!

Have you tried the leather vibrating chairs?

 

Only when I have spare change and see one at the mall.

If the moon really is made of cheese what kind of cheese would it Be?

 

Bleu

How are you today?

 

Five feet ten inches

who has the remote ?

 

well then tell peter townsend to stop hogging it and let other people decide what to watch once in a while.

guess who has the remote?

 

:bobby:

Who has your batteries though?

 

no batteries in my remote i can only watch one channel

Who rules the world ?

 

Disney!

Who rocks the world?