Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

Nope, you can go any way you want, its called bummper cars at the fair! Cant have one rule for one! Discrimination!

Whats the best time to go to bed?

 

when the rest of the house is asleep and the tooth fairy has been , then trot up the apples and pears


why are there more silly answers than questions ?

 

Becaise...ermm because...its getting harder?

Do you ever try the flake advert?

 

no but I tried the Mick Jagger mars-bar Trick


Will you still love me tomorrow ?

 

Not as much as your mrs does, or as much as the daiseys do, or, erm....ok, nope!

Do you think fish fart?

 

only in the bath

how many cows make a herd ?

 

I never heard a cow?

Does this really work?

www.youtube.com/embed/0Uqf71muwWc?feature=player_embedded

 

no, the signal is modulated and encoded a certain way due to a chip inside the transmitter. any other signals will be rejected as noise. my 2 cents

is it really bad to smoke off of foil? (eclipse cigarettes must be horrible for your health)

 

Sure, but must be cool for fillings?

Is magic magic or not?

 

Only if you shout "Abracadabra!" first. [FYI-'Expelliarmus' does NOT count]


Are the people that make orange juithe taking the pith?

 

Everyone takes pisses.

Why do some words have more than one meaning when there are plenty of good words not yet being used

 

Its so EVERYBODY can understand..

Do mobile/cell phones have more than one use?

 

Besides calling people, use the camera on my phone to see if I have any food on my face.

Why can't I have just one key for all of my locks?

 

You can, but if you lost it! Lol

Do you ever put clothing on the wrong way, and not notice till too late?

 

cos what the fuck

anyone got any idea ?

 

I got lots of ideas. This would be a hard question if you said does anyone have a good idea.

When was the word silly first coined (aka made up)?

 

It was coined at the same time as decimal coins in the UK !
hence the term "silly money "

why do we forget the important things but remember all the other shite ?

 

what are important things?

should i drive north or south today?

 

South ! Its grim up north

Why do people who feed ducks always wear Anoraks ?

 

They pinch them from the previous feeders so the ducks dont know who they are!

the lion the witch or a new wardrobe?