Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

your not thick Its just that everyone else tinks their brighter but they aint


when will i be free ?

 

When people realize you are priceless.

How does a dog know when it's time to get up for the day?

 

It doesnt, it hears you getting up, when you trip over him..

Is there blue bells on dover? I thought it too chalky?

 

My mate Vera Lynn says they're blue BIRDS. [but actually,yes,there ARE bluebell groves on the downs]

Why do birds feel it's necessary to all yell at once when they wake up?

 

One yells for the others to wake up and the others yell back for that one to shut up.

Do you trust food from a vending machine?

 

as much as I trust the government

are we really meant to go to work ?

 

Yes but work was meant to be chopping trees building houses farming hunting raising animals
not working in banks trading money for money

Why are videos viral

 

the more trivial & un-noteworthy they are the more viral.
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suppose you believe in past life regression, who were you once?

 

No-because I have enough trouble being me,so SOD being someone else as well!


Is the simple life REALLY too much to ask?

 

It's a complex process to obtain a simple life.

Is there such thing as a simple life, or do we just have to make a complex life simple by thinking about it differently?

 

There is such a thing but when one really thinks about it you realize as simple as it is there are still a lot of complexity to it.

Whats the biggest rip-off in non gormet foods?

 

Velcro steak! Awsome rip off..

Does a crispy duck really crisp up?

 

Only when its dropped into liquid nitrogen.

Why does the subject keep changing here?

 

because peoples concept of silly varies daily


What should I do today ? (no work )

 

You should play so you dont become a dull boy.

What should i do today? (Have work)

 

Get stuck in :2thumbsup: Day passes quicker


why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near ?

 

I work in a chicken factory. They appear no matter who is here.

Why do birds of a feather flock together?

 

Cos they only got one feather between them

what time is it when there is a pork pie on the clock face in Wigan ?

 

Time for lunch.

Should i sell my house when i am real old then max out my credit cards. Then pay the minimum till i die?

 

No! You might never die.

Are there laws against driving backwards on main roads?