Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

No the second one did.

Was he the same one that made the word gnome?

 

Or kneck! Lol...load of sods!

Do sods become sods because they sod people off?

 

They just want to be grass.

Whats the last electric tool you used?

 

a telecaster

do you like going to the fair . and is it fair ?

 

aha...
carnies think the price they charge for everything is fair.

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who would win in a fight, grizzly bear w/ chainsaw arms OR great white shark with robo-spider legs?

 

In the water a dolphin on land a tiger.

When is the best time to tresspass?

 

When everyone is looking...so you can defo say, its meeeeee!

Late or early, which is the hardest?

 

Early everytime all the time

When will the lights stop blinking?

 

When it dies

Can you dance?

 

Sure...or did you mean well. Because if thats the case i am short on practice but i think i am skilled enough to.

How many hundreds of millions will the new star wars movie make?

 

Jar Jar Binks > Every Other Star Wars character... ever.
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Do ewoks know how to party, or what?

 

They really only appear to be partying when they are in fact working.

What does the clear night sky say to you?

 

What beautifull stars, and i wish i understood them more..

When was the last time you sat out at night just watching the stars?

 

The last time has been too long (skipping a night is too long).

Why do animals yawn?

 

They are bored!

Do you believe in fairies, goblins and wizards?

 

Every bit as much as they believe in me.


Why is this milk lumpy?

 

cos its got loads of iron in it

how does the rain get back up in the sky ?

 

raindrops invented the ladder-simples!

All this arguing about aliens in that other thread-what exactly have you Earthlings got against us?

 

You have two Dicks and we only have one


are the chances of anything coming from mars a million to one , or not ?

 

[Mally-having two dicks isn't a boon-I often don't know whether I'm coming or going...or both] But things coming from Mars is probable-after all,Earth is heavier and more dense,plus closer to Sol. {I am NOT saying 'Little green men',just 'stuff' - m'kay?}


Now,I gotta arx........how come I'm so thick?