Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

"True" hahaha

Yes, he lives in the laundry room.

What do teddy bears do when no one is around?

 

Play with each other...they are very sociable toys!

How do they put the fiz on coke?

 

A fiz inserting kit.

Why is milk white?

 

because your bones are also white,
unless you have silver bones,
like me

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when did they stop making good cartoons for morning?

 

when you grew up.

why does the bubbles go so fun time for my enjoyment?

 

because your describing some japanese t-shirt printed in English.

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no right turn on red?

 

You are saying something thats just way too mad! Red is always, go anyway you want, its the amber you need worry about, it means, go now, and i will have you! Be carefull of amber!


Do you ever stand in a cue, say in the market, and sing or whistle down the person in fronts ear, if no, you should try it, so funny...

 

NO I did that once and got twatted by a woman with an umbrella ( and it was not Rhianna )



what was we on about ?

 

Exactly that! Lol

Which way did it take you, why and how?

 

all over't friggin place , and back

what are clouds hiding ?

 

Sunshine, i often say, "give us a break" and they often do! It rains so i stop asking

Did you remember to get that thing you forgot last time you went shopping?

 

I forgot if I remembered to or not.

What was I supposed get at the market?

 

If you forgot then its usually eggs , yup that's it eggs


Is IKEA a good idea ?

 

Well,yeah-where else can you get a mug of tea,a cheese sarnie,AND a bag of nails for £30!


I finished mine....but I've got two more. Have YOU got a spare one?

 

i might have a spare one. it depends on what you want a spare one of.

if you had to pick a letter for beer what letter would you pick?

 

The second letter of St Paul to the Corinthians


What sort of chairs do they use in Sedan?

 

the kind you sit in.


if i ask you this will you answer that?

 

certainly not.

Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?

 

certainly not.

how do you charge a nano?

 

By nanoampere single electron pumping.

Did the first Gnostics pronounce the G?