Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

I wanted it, so it became mine..lol

Do you not have one?

 

No

Why do birds fly?

 

Because you can't rely on buses or trains.


Have you got a spare one I could borrow?

 

Morrow borrow...sure, no problem

Do you like it?

 

really depends on one what

 

Enough to have done it quite a few times.

What is fire made of?

 

Sex...

Get on it?

 

I was born "on it"


why do I like friday ?

 

Its a huba huba day

So where will be the first?

 

Right at the beginning


Which way does the river flow ?

 

That way!

What! Will be the first?

 

probably mine , cos I is a winner !

is silver a cool color for shoes ?

 

Amazing, but for you, has be with pink bows too, and one in your nose!

I like the second one, is that ok?

 

Ok for number two


why are we here ?

 

Its better than there!

Last one in spills a pint, and buys his own! Did you run?

 

Nah....run?-in THESE heels!?!

I got from ebay...where did you get yours?

 

I got mine in Cornwall (think about it ... )

Is there honey still for tea?

 

no ones coming without an invite

Does this smell like chloroform to you ?

 

BB - Not until 'Stands the clock at ten to three'...but then,just for you,yes.

Mally - no,more like Rohypnol....


How come yours is faster than mine?

 

Gravitational time dilation makes mine appear faster.

What is the smartest animal?