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Why do people return ? and whats a return anyway ,

 

Its a verb

What is a verb?

 

its something silly.

what do you call the weird, crystal-like crust that forms in between the cap and container in mouthwash?

 

Its when your going to burp but then you put your hand over your mouth to stifle it and it comes out " verb "
Its like when you want to fart but squeeze your ass cheeks together and it goes "parrp "
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Is this the longest silly answer ?

 

Oh fucking bollox shit motherfucking arse (i was too slow ) the crust is called Gerald

Is that swearing ?

 

lol, damnit... when I smoke Gerald, what secrets does he tell me about the future?

 

he knows all there is to know about dental hygiene


whats the ingredient in beer that makes women stunning looking ?

 

It's all in the hops

What's the best way to stay dry in the rain?

 

Dont go out in it

Who thinks of all these ?

 

The dog next door to the night shelter, who else?

How. Come, you cant chop, with chop sticks?

 

same way you cant pork with pork chops

what do fish drink ?

 

Wee!

How do bunnies get under the bed?

 

They chase the doggers out


what time is the next train to lime street ?

 

It's been delayed due to 'Problems on the line'-but don't worry,there's a bus service been put in place!


How did watching people bonking in cars become known as 'dogging'?

 

All the dirty ole men, saying..."just takin dog out love" she would then say, " get that doggin, now"
But he would go anyway! So, he went doggin, but was really going down the local picnic place to watch people in cars bonkin.. when it was his turn, he would run home, open the door, and shout to the mrs.." dogs in hun" so she took his lead off...hense, husbands gone doggin...tra laaaaa

Who gave katherine, a wheel?

 

Same person that gave Britney Spears.


What WERE you thinking when you bought that?!?

 

this will look good when I go visit me mam

what day do the wheelie bins go out ?

 

I havent wheelie been out in ages!

Right, left, or straight ahead?

 

Run backwards fast

Why have I got a headache ( not had a drink in 1week and 2 days )

 

It's the thought of going into Halton Lea for a pizza tomorrow that's brought it on!


Why is my BMW called 'automatic',seeing as I have to do all the steering!??