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Am I wasted here ?

 

No...give it a few more months and you might even make the HF acceptance parade!


Do these socks go with this gimp-mask,or do they clash?

 

Cant see them.
if they are black or white then they go. Any others will clash.

Do you think of sex when someone says something sucks. Or something blows?

 

Nah, its bubble gum..

How does a red red robin go bob bob bobbing along? Ive only ever seen him fly!

 

When its floating downstream in its little red robin boat


why are wasps always angry ?

 

It's down to that thieving Winnie-The-Pooh nicking all the bees honey and blaming the wasps.



How many birds does it take to make a flock?

 

I asked a starling and it said "a flocking lot "

which side of the tracks is the wrong side ?

 

both

what is a tree thinking?

 

I remember when i was a bush

what makes a hen cluck ?

 

The duck with a lisp behind it...

Why dont men cry?

 

They do but only when they are politicians that get caught cheating.

What is the name for a plastic chain?

 

Chinastick, of course!

What do you get if you cross a chicken?

 

an angry bird


who let the dogs out ?

 

The cat in the bag, obviously.


What do you drink after the tea leaves?

 

The cup..

How many honks from your car horn gets you noticed?

 

nine ! no wait a minute Ten Yeah that's it ten


who was down in the tube station at midnight ?

 

The answer's a lemon


What was the question again?

 

How many honls juice a lemon...wasnt it? Scratvhes ones head!

Does a thriller book, have a harder spine, than a chick flick paper version?

 

Only when it gets aroused.


When you get a bag of chips [mainly for Brits] ,do you prefer the salt or the vinegar on first?

 

Vineger because it helps the salt stick to the fries.

Have you ever met someone that never had a yoohoo?