Ask a silly question ... get a silly answer

why do I have 7 guitars and 14 guns

Is it frustrating having a question answered with a question ?

 

7 guitars-PAH-I have 11....does THAT frustrate you?

[what question?]

 

Ive no guitars, or strings attached...any one want to donate this way?

Who is the best simpson, and why?

 

homer because he is a keep fit fanatic

who lives in a pineapple under the sea ?

 

I do

what is going around now that is coming around?

 

The flu

If catching fish is called fishing, what do they call catching ducks ?

 

Fishing for ducks?

How do you suck an egg?

 

you dont ! you get your granny to do it

what time should I go to bed ?

 

whenever you want to

how's the weather?

 

pretty warm here today

who are you ?

 

Hi,Mally-my REAL name is morrow-but I'm keeping that secret so don't tell anyone


Are we done here now?

 

It's not over until the fat lady sings.

Why does the wind blow?

 

It has to live up to expectations-and people expect wind to blow.



what's the point of making tortoises so slow?

 

He who laughs last laughs slowest.

Why is it always a chicken that crosses the road?

 

Cos the ducks use the flyover.

Do you HONESTLY know the function of all 12 'F' buttons on your keyboard?

 

There's only actually 9 that work, the other three are for show.

If everyone shaved their heads at once, would the head lice get extinct?

 

No,they'd move...when you start scratching your pubes you'll get a clue where they went.

I want to be a film star-what went wrong?

 

The part of Bugs bunny was already taken!

Did you know. The right side of your body parts, are not identicle to your left?

 

I have one nut bigger than the other so they cant be ( did you notice ) lol

Why are we not all perfect ?

 

Because they are few and far between, and im perfecto. So you cant be..your new name. One hinglo..lol

Are noodles really just pasta?